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AGI Programming => Mega Tokyo AGI Archive => Topic started by: Oliver on October 13, 2002, 04:17:23 AM

Title: I need jokes
Post by: Oliver on October 13, 2002, 04:17:23 AM: I need some jokes for my game ,please ;)
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: ehcb on October 13, 2002, 05:53:58 AM: "It's a door."
"What?" :P

That's not funny. :-[
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Allen on October 13, 2002, 09:06:21 AM: http://www.mega-tokyo.com/forum/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=1663 (http://www.mega-tokyo.com/forum/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=1663)

Already been done ;D

-Allyb-
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Eigen on October 13, 2002, 09:31:28 AM: Yeah Oliver. Don't copy from me!!!
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Parabola on October 15, 2002, 05:06:47 AM: what exactly are you after?

something humourous?

easter eggs?

??
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: ehcb on October 15, 2002, 12:01:49 PM: Talk to inanimate objects:

'You are surprised the here it answer:
"GET ON WITH THE STUPID GAME!"'

Type: xyzzy

"A bolt of lightning strikes you."
"***You are dead***
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Kon-Tiki on October 15, 2002, 12:13:02 PM: You mean like talking to doors/windows/tables/closets etc or like talking to guards?

-Kon-Tiki-
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: ehcb on October 15, 2002, 01:11:32 PM: Guards arn't inanimate objects, they move their lips when shouting: HALT! 8)

I do mean doors and tables anbd that, I assume any person would have a reply all of it's own. ;)
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Kon-Tiki on October 15, 2002, 01:52:32 PM: So you're looking for mirrors saying "What're you staring at, mate?" or candles saying to chandeliers "Shine on, you crazy diamond!"
Nope, don't know any things for that :P

-Kon-Tiki-
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Te Rangi on October 16, 2002, 12:34:12 AM: Hehe. Pink Floyd.

Talking to certain things could produce hidden messages, like chairs, or crates.
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Joey on October 16, 2002, 06:32:29 PM: hey that would be cool!! talk to something wierd and it will talk back. hee hee hee. cool. maybe ill put it in my game. how about this for a part where people are around you.

(you type): talk (any object in that room)
you start yelling at the object and it doesnt respond as you had hoped.
A nearby woman quickly calls 911. seconds later, an ambulence arrives and drags you to a mental hospital.
You are now dead.

:D that was kinda lame, but i like it!!!
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Oliver on October 17, 2002, 05:59:44 AM: I'm not copying from you Eigen >:(. I need jokes for "my" game and i'm not going to get the jokes from Al Pond 2 >:(
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Eigen on October 17, 2002, 06:36:06 AM: Yeah, that's what they all say!!!
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Oliver on October 17, 2002, 06:46:57 AM: I "new" jokes. :P
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Ultimate Lex on October 17, 2002, 03:01:40 PM: I still don't get the king idea of this...you want jokes to your game...So do you then want those "Howdy door!" thingies or some "real" jokes or "jokes" jokes, like "A former punkstar was at the gates of Heaven and st.Peter said to him: You won't get here with heavy!"
*hahhah, maybe some finns get the stupid idea of this idiotic joke*

The main thing was: I don't understand your request...
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Andrew_Baker on October 17, 2002, 05:12:27 PM: "talk anyword"
"Hi, how are you?"
Ego: "Err, fine."
"I don't think so, you're talking to an inanimate object."
Ego: "Good point"
"Don't mention it."
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Oliver on October 18, 2002, 06:42:09 AM: I'll but this one to my game and matercard i want jokes like the "joke" jokes or something like that
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: ehcb on October 18, 2002, 02:06:29 PM: Writing jokes in several simple steps:

1: Go one Kazaa

2: Download every Spike Milligan and Monty Python thing you find.

3: Steal the jokes.

;)
Title: Re:I need jokes
Post by: Andrew_Baker on October 18, 2002, 08:18:12 PM: The Space Quest series proves that nothing is funnier than a gruesome, horrific death. Especially if it happens to someone else.