John went to the Wibra and saw some cute red shoes there. They cost 10 cents. He takes out his wallet and start counting. 6...7...8...9. He requires one more cent. He goes home and asks his mother:
"Mom, do you have a cent for me?"
"If you help me peel these potatoes."
John peels the potatoes and receives the cent. He goes back to the Wibra and searches for the shoes, but what does he see? The price went up with one cent. John goes back home and asks his father:
"Dad, do you have a cent for me?"
"If you get a newspaper for me."
John gets a newspaper, gives it to his father and gets another cent. He goes back to the Wibra and looks at the shoes. The price went up with one cent again. John goes back home and asks his brother:
"Yo, bro! Can you spare my a cent?"
"Play with me with my cars first."
John plays with the cars for an hour and gets his cent. He goes back to the Wibra, only to find out he needs another cent. He goes back home and asks his sister:
"Hey, sis, do you have a cent for me?"
"Fix that doll first."
John fixes the doll and receives a cent. He goes back to the Wibra and sees that he can buy the shoes now. He buys them and hurries home to his mother, wanting to brag about his new shiny red shoes. He comes home and what does he see? His mother's dead, with the potatoes lying under her like a bed. John's a bit confused, but goes to his father to brag about his pretty red shoes. His father lies dead, the newspaper stuffed in his throat. John starts to worry, but walks towards his brother, so he can brag to him about his red shoes. His brother lies dead, the cars all over him. John's starting to find this quite strange, but hurries off to his sister, the only person he can still brag to. Arriving at his sister's room, he only finds her dead with the doll in her arms. Then a penguin walks in and do you know what he says?
Nothing, because penguins can't speak.
