I'll be getting a PayPal account in a couple weeks and plan to use it for an SCI developer's service: Hire an Artist.
Basically it means that if you want a nice VGA screen, Crispinesque style, you just send me a rough sketch or text describing the actual scene and I'll draw it for about 5 bucks per hour needed.
Also, you can get sprites done for a discussable price, depending on your Communication skill.
You can place your orders now, but remember; you'll have to pay me to actually get the files, and you can't pay me yet. I'll keep the works in storage until PayPal is set up.
The first to make a "hire an autist" or similar joke dies.