I'm currently working on an AGI project that's going fairly well... at least in the sense that everything I want to do and want it to be, I can see how to do it, and see the logical path from start to finish.
Except for sound.
It seems like it should be a trifling thing to create sound effects for, say, a helicopter, a phone ringing, a crash, the sound of cyanide leaking into a room...

I'm evil.
But I'm still at a loss. Anyone out there know a reasonably simple way to generate these effects, or anyone out there *capable* of creating these effects for me? I'd give full sound credit if the damn thing ever gets off the ground.
Thankye.