Betrayed Alliance, as a kind of hommage to Monkey Island, has two sword fighting soldiers who humorously taunt eachother as they fight. It was at the point of writing these jokes that I realized I am not as funny as I assure myself that I am.
Comment with any humorous exchanges these men might have and who knows, you might find them in the game! Just an fyi, one of these men is old, and the other is middle-age and fat (and they happen to be father and son), if that makes it any easier.
Here are a couple I have done:
"I could beat you with my hands tied behind my back"
"You mean they aren't already?
"Your wit is as sharp as your blade!"
"Isn't that a compliment?""
I wouldn't know, I've never felt it!"
